Late-ish on Sunday, two relatively sane people awoke with heavy concussions and found themselves to be wearing bathrobes, flannel pajamas, and wigs.

"Lester?" asked the shorter one. "Did we ... ?"

Lester just shook his head. "I think so. Another episode."

"I wonder where we are this time," Jean-Pierre said, removing his wig.

The two dusted themselves off.

"I'm more concerned about what attacked us," said Lester. "We should get inside somewhere."

"I suppose you're right." Jean-Pierre made a face. "Looks kinda weird to me."

"Let's find out," said Lester.



(OOC: Not for dinos. But for anybody who'd like to explain to the non-Jerries where the hell they are and what threw them into a wall.)
(OOC2: Don't worry, they'll be crazy again soon enough.)

WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: not crazy. for once.

It was very, very late at night, and the Jerries were sneaking through the park.

By the side of a lamp-post - and not underneath a park bench as they'd said, but let's be honest, it's surprising they remembered at all - the Jerries left a small grocery bag which had its handles tied into a knot.

Once they left it there, they ran in a circle and screamed rather a lot, and then hid behind the nearest tree to watch and make sure the bag wasn't going to eat them.

Good, it seemed to be dead. The Jerries nodded to themselves and left the park.

Okay, first they ran around one of the park benches playing tag with it, but eventually, they left, and that's what really matters, right?

Tags: we left a bag in the park jerry!
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, had voicemail! They taunted the phone with a bag of cheese before they let it give them its words.

They had calls, Jerry! They must return the calls! Immeeeeeeeeediately!

First they called the very nice government spy back and offered to bring ham, Jerry!

They they called the yelling boy back! And they yelled at him, Jerry! They even threw shoes at the phone after they hung up!

Then they called back the nice girl who didn't want to kiss them. They told her it was quite all right. Jerry didn't beg and plead her to come back! They were past her! They had moved on!

The last call was a strange girl who asked a lot of questions. So they asked her a few themselves, Jerry!

Then they called His Grace, their assistant to thank him for feeding the donkeys while they were away. And they called Brick to be sure that he was well. And of course, they called the donkeys.

Telephones were very excellent, Jerry!

Tags: we have an assistant jerry!, we have voicemail jerry!, where are the donkeys jerry?
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

This is a very quick info post for anybody new to Fandom. Because this much crazy probably needs a bit of an intro.

Jerry and Jerry are from a Kids in the Hall recurring sketch. And Jerry and Jerry are batshit insane. They're not taking the meds, and they really, really should be. So what better place for them than Fandom, where they can steal useless crap from the dumpster and haul it into what they pretend is a store?

There's an info post about shopping (if you can call it that) at OrangeShoeSevenAide here, and a list of current items in the store here. You are also free to make up random stuff to find in there, so long as it's completely worthless. No hidden gems or anything.

Jerry and Jerry now have an employee of sorts, Jim Halpert, who hired himself into the job for the hell of it and is only getting paid in what he steals. This is why Jim rocks.

Jerry and Jerry will also be teaching a workshop this summer, which I'd imagine has to be a clerical error on Fandom High's part IG. Hamlet Dane, Jr., who is also awesomesauce, is going to be their TA. This should be interesting.

OrangeShoeSevenAide doesn't have regular hours, as the Jerries have no clue what day it is anyway. But there's usually a store post every week or so, more so now that Jim's going to be there. Feel free to drop by and poke the crazy people.

And if you don't know what's going on, feel free to drop me a line, but honestly, I probably don't either. THEY ARE IN MY BRAIN, JERRY!

Tags: infopost, ooc
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

When the mail came last week, Jerry and Jerry had very carefully sorted which ones were bills, which were love letters from alien overlords, which were telekinetic healing powers. There was one letter left, and it had a big impressive official-looking return address that mentioned Fandom High.

This meant that obviously, the last piece of mail was an ancient Incan artifact which had been sent to them as their new deity. They placed it on a table near the front with the silver cow creamer (chipped) and the autographed picture of Johnathan Frakes and bowed to it twice a day.

That had lasted until Sunday, when they forgot why they were bowing. On Monday, they had drawn crayon happy faces onto the letter and built it a dollhouse out of three sticky Coke cans and made it marry a very nice credit card receipt.

Just a couple of hours ago, one of the Jerries had realized that the letter was sending messages into their BRAINS and decided to open it. Fandom High? A workshop?! THE GOVERNMENT WAS ON TO THEM.

See Jerries. See Jerries flail. Flail, Jerries, flail!

The store wasn't open, any more so than it ever was, but people could probably come in and shop anyway. As much as they ever did.

Tags: we have a workshop jerry!??, we have an assistant jerry!
MUSICALS: kickin' it west sieeeede in Mexigreenland
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

The two clearly insane people sisters found their way up Mallard Way, and were now staring into the window of the deserted Emporium.

"Jerry! It is perfect!"

"Located right here on the beach!"

The two looked around the nonbeach intersection and sighed happily.

"We shall sell seashells to tourists!"

"And fancy scarves made of steel wool!"

"And lemon meringue pie!"

"And bells which say MEXICO in tiny purple letters."

"Jerry!" one Jerry gasped. "I am allergic to purple letters!"

The two Jerries began strangling one another.

"Jerry!" the other Jerry interrupted. "We must go and find electrical plugs!"

"For the tourists!"

"For the tourists!"

The two dashed madly about the town, grabbing ... items. Mostly from dumpsters. Many very wet.

And they set up these items in what could be considered rows, inside the building, on crates and cardboard boxes.

And they took a black marker and scribbled out "The Emporium" and replaced it with straggly letters which read:

ORANGESHOESEVENAIDE

with a tiny message underneath that stated,

It is a store! It is! It is!

And it was. More or less. And it would be open very soon.


[OOC: Establishy. Info post coming, then grand opening.]

Tags: we are in mexico jerry!, we have a store jerry!
MUSICALS: Mexico, Fandom
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

As the water receded from town, it left behind some ocean debris. Perhaps none odder than the two strangely-clad soggy figures lying on the sidewalk.

The one with badly-smeared lipstick woke up first, and shook the shorter, darker one until he, too, awakened.

"Jerry!"

"Yes, Jerry?"

"Jerry! We have lost our donkeys!"

Both Jerries looked around frantically.

"No, Jerry, our donkeys have drowned."

"That is even worse!"

Both Jerries shook their heads.

"Well, at least we made it to Mexico!"

"Do you suppose the cops are still after us?"

"Of course not! There aren't any cops in Mexico, Jerry!"

"But Jerry! I don't speak any Spanish."

"Luckily, neither do I!"

"Jerry!"

"Jerry!"

The two men embraced. Then they wrung out their soaking flannel housecoats, and wandered off to find their fate.

Unless it found them first.

[OOC: Establishy.]

Tags: we are here jerry!, we are in mexico jerry!
MUSICALS: Mexico, Fandom
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

[beep!]

We have a stooooooore!

We have a stoooooooooooore!

You should come in! We have many fine things!

Many fine things that YOU CANNOT HAVE, YOU PRRRRRRRRRICK!

DO NOT TAKE OUR THINGS!

It IS a store! It is!

We will come after you with our donkeys.

THEY ARE NOT YOUR DONKEYS!

[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!]

Tags: we have business voicemail jerry!
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

[beep!]

[beep!]

[beep!]

Stop pressing the buttons, Jerry!

THE BUTTONS ARE TAUNTING ME, JERRY!

... You're RIGHT! They are!

[smash]

[thud]

I love our buttons, Jerry.

[beeeeeeep!]

Tags: we have voicemail jerry!
WE HAVE NO MUSICALS: clearly insane

The contents of OrangeShoeSevenAide are freely moddable, so long as they are completely worthless.

( Having said that, here's a list )

Tags: we have an item list jerry!